| | "Hello?"
"Hi honey."This is
Daddy.
Is Mommy near the
phone?"
"No
Daddy.She's
upstairs in the bedroom
with
Uncle Paul."
After
a brief pause,
Daddy
says,
"But
honey,
you haven't
got
an Uncle
Paul."
"Oh
yes I do,
and
he's upstairs in the room
with
Mommy, right now."
Brief
Pause.
"Uh, okay
then,
this is what I want
you to do
Put the
phone
down on the
table,
run
upstairs
and knock
on the bedroom door
and shout to
Mommy
that Daddy's
car
just pulled into
the driveway."
"Okay
Daddy
just a
minute."
A few
minutes later
the
little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did
it Daddy."
"And what happened
honey?"
he
asked.
"Well,
Mommy got all scared
jumped
out of bed
with
no clothes on
and
ran around screaming.
Then
she tripped over the rug,
hit
her head on the dresser
and
now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my
God!!!
What about your
Uncle Paul?"
"He
jumped out of the bed
with
no clothes on, too.
He was
all scared
and he
jumped out of the back window
and
into the swimming pool.
But I
guess he didn't know
that
you took out the water
last week to clean
it.
He hit
the bottom of the pool
and I
think he's dead."
***Long
Pause***
***Longer
Pause***
***Even Longer
Pause***
Then Daddy
says,
"Swimming pool?
Is
this
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